Diabeetus - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " A blue rectangular banner

" A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET CLEANING • SINCE 1985

rendered in the same red ink throughout

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

Double-lined hood with pouch pocket

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

Diabeetus - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL " A blue rectangular bannerMispronouncing a disease so consistently that it becomes a cultural movement is the kind of branding most corporations would pay millions for. Somewhere a marketing team is studying that mustache for clues. The Details: High contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses, a thick mustache, and wavy hair. Bold white serif text below reads "Diabeetus." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%